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Lawmanated

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.
Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"
by edtheped February 3, 2013
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laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications
my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product
by littlejimmie April 1, 2019
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Laminated List

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.
A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004
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Laminated

Drunk.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.
Let me tell you pal, I got absolutely laminated last night!
by drjozard February 8, 2010
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laminated

those girl are so laminated (lammed)
by Flat Emily October 15, 2011
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laminated

To be severely intoxicated to the extent of pissing ones self.
My dumb-ass friend drank so much he ended up laminated.
by g-killa August 3, 2006
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Laminated

'My lyics are so tight that I keep them laminated'
by andyskizzle May 23, 2004
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