Lapman

The G.O.A.T
Someone who is an absolute legend and chats to friends that are so wet sometimes calling him weird names like honestly get a life like go chat to some next beanie that can’t even spell discombobulated

You see j_____ yeah he’s a lapman

Lapman by Jubril December 20, 2021

lapman

lapman is man of lap. a person who's really tall and eats rice with chopsticks. a person who laughs at everything uncontrollably. a person whose life is devoted to audition and anime.

damnn check out that lapman! yo hand me them chopsticks!

lapman by natigeroars February 6, 2010

Lapman

A ship name that means one of the cutest couples in the world🍦

Wow see those cuties over there, must be lapman💝

Lapman by avajane May 5, 2018

lapman

red flag

lapmanjb is a red flag

lapman by anonymous May 19, 2022

Layman's Terms 

Explaining difficult stuff in an easy to understand manner

For example instead of:
"The geological force, resulted in extreme vibration of the terra surface."

Say it in Layman's Terms:
"There was an earthquake."

Layman's Terms by GaryTheGoose April 4, 2020

Lawmanated 

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.

Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"

Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013

Phillip Lamanno 

One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.

Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*

Phillip Lamanno by Hank Williams Jr June 12, 2015