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lawdatory

Commending of rules, police, etc.
I resent being needlessly told what to do, and many legal stipulations are not based on common sense or reality, and so you wouldn't ever catch me saying anything particularly lawdatory!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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lavatory lemonade

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Lavatory Shrew

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.
Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew
by zzwill December 1, 2011
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Lavatory Draft

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.
Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"
by MyahYvette June 14, 2009
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Lavatory

A 'polite' name for a toilet. To some extent, the 'British' equivalent of the American 'bathroom'.
Desperate for a pee, Sara politely asked her host to show her where the lavatory was.
by Boris2 February 25, 2009
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Lavatory

A (Rock/Grunge/Alternative) band from Hungary. They are influenced by 90's rock scene and oldies. Best known for their rhythmic, fuzzy and distorted guitar sound, their brilliant "singable" lyrics and the special 1 drummer/2 guitarist-singer look.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever been to a Lavatory concert?
Guy 2: No, I haven't!
Guy 1: Yeah, I should have known 'cause you're alive...
by Peter Phillip December 29, 2007
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labratory

play on the word "lavatory", because this is the room you mix and match bodily fluids in the great white beaker known as a toilet
I shouldn't have eaten all that Mexican food, I need to conduct an experiment in the labratory... be right back.
by D.Vin July 27, 2005
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