lawdatory 

Commending of rules, police, etc.

I resent being needlessly told what to do, and many legal stipulations are not based on common sense or reality, and so you wouldn't ever catch me saying anything particularly lawdatory!

lawdatory by QuacksO May 11, 2022

lavatory lemonade 

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.

All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

lavatory lemonade by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Lavatory Shrew 

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

Lavatory Shrew by zzwill December 1, 2011

Lavatory Draft 

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.

Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"

Lavatory Draft by MyahYvette June 14, 2009

Lavatory 

A 'polite' name for a toilet. To some extent, the 'British' equivalent of the American 'bathroom'.

Desperate for a pee, Sara politely asked her host to show her where the lavatory was.

Lavatory by Boris2 February 25, 2009

Lavatory 

A (Rock/Grunge/Alternative) band from Hungary. They are influenced by 90's rock scene and oldies. Best known for their rhythmic, fuzzy and distorted guitar sound, their brilliant "singable" lyrics and the special 1 drummer/2 guitarist-singer look.

Guy 1: Hey, have you ever been to a Lavatory concert?
Guy 2: No, I haven't!
Guy 1: Yeah, I should have known 'cause you're alive...

Lavatory by Peter Phillip December 29, 2007

labratory 

play on the word "lavatory", because this is the room you mix and match bodily fluids in the great white beaker known as a toilet

I shouldn't have eaten all that Mexican food, I need to conduct an experiment in the labratory... be right back.

labratory by D.Vin July 27, 2005