lazititus 

Condition in which a person can not do anything because they are feeling lazy

I didn't do my physics paper because I had lazititus the day before.

lazititus by GaryR January 16, 2006

Lazinitis 

A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!

Sorry willis..i cant give you the math hw cause i have Lazinitis.

Lazinitis by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009

laviticus 

a book in the bible which absolutly means nothin but can be used as a perverted insult

"lick my laviticus"
"danny has a small laviticus"
"my laviticus is bigger than your laviticus"

laviticus by willie bell February 6, 2009

Locititus

A term involving sickness over a long, long, period of time.

Often comes with lack of communication from the world, for a large span of time. Often causing friends to think you're dead.

Not contagious.
(hopefully)

"What's locy sick with this time"
-Eh, im not sure, its probably just locititus.

Locititus by Cody W October 6, 2006

Lazytidus

A syndrome when someone is too lazy to work.

Covid-19 had people sent home from work and got paid to stay home. When they were called to go back to work, they developed lazytidus. Too lazy to work because they got use to being paid to stay home and do nothing.

Lazytidus by Nagou September 24, 2020