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Lazinitis 

A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!
Sorry willis..i cant give you the math hw cause i have Lazinitis.
Lazinitis by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009
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laviticus 

a book in the bible which absolutly means nothin but can be used as a perverted insult
"lick my laviticus"
"danny has a small laviticus"
"my laviticus is bigger than your laviticus"
laviticus by willie bell February 6, 2009
A term involving sickness over a long, long, period of time.

Often comes with lack of communication from the world, for a large span of time. Often causing friends to think you're dead.

Not contagious.
(hopefully)
"What's locy sick with this time"
-Eh, im not sure, its probably just locititus.
Locititus by Cody W October 6, 2006
A syndrome when someone is too lazy to work.
Covid-19 had people sent home from work and got paid to stay home. When they were called to go back to work, they developed lazytidus. Too lazy to work because they got use to being paid to stay home and do nothing.
Lazytidus by Nagou September 24, 2020

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026