laurense 

A big hunk of a black snail that rolls in the depths of Adele's albums. he is vaguely proportional to the inverse of his love for your mum and her back scratches.

yo laurense. (implodes)

laurense by Cockmuncehr223 November 24, 2021

John Laurens 

Awesome 1754-1782 abolitionist soldier with enough salt to bury Aaron Burr alive. Didn't love turtles that much, but instead everything in nature. Kicked ass, used sass, all of it with extra class. Seriously, that guy was a reckless little shit though. Really wanted to form a black regiment, but never got to do that. Killed himself smartly at an ambush on the 27th of August 1782, and even invited some ladies to watch the battle. Very super totally highly probable that he was in love with Francis Kinloch and Alexander Hamilton.

Basic bi!ch: Omg John Laurens was such a innocent turtle boii and helpless GIRL WITH A DICK cinnamon roll uwu

Laurens: *floats down from heaven, shoots the b!tch, salutes to everyone normal in the room, dissapears*

John Laurens by John Laurens 42 February 24, 2019

john laurens 

Gay

John Laurens is relatable, he's gay and dead

john laurens by dtisyryraudfhkcvjkhkjgfhzxg June 10, 2016

John Laurens 

Though John Laurens may have been gay, he had many other great personality traits. John Laurens was an anti-slave abolitionist alive during the late 1700's. He was interested in nature (mostly plants, birds, and other creatures he often drew) (not just turtles.), medical studies (though he did not study it), and was an aide-de-camp alongside a more popular figure, Alexander Hamilton; the two are speculated to have been in an amorous relationship. John Laurens married Martha Manning out of pity after impregnating her after he broke up with a man named Francis Kinloch, who has was also speculated to have had an amorous relationship with.

John Laurens was a strong man who was not a cinnamon roll.

John Laurens was reckless and got shot multiple times, which eventually led to his death.

John Laurens did not like turtles all that much and ate turtle soup once.

John Laurens was actually really tall and independent and also pretty suicidal. Poor guy.

John Laurens by AKfreakin47 December 24, 2018

Laurensexual 

Attraction to Lauren Jauregui.

Parents:Are you bisexual?

No Im laurensexual.

Laurensexual by WorldWideRat February 8, 2020

John Laurens 

We all know that he's gay to Hamilton!

"Alexander your the closest friend I got! "~John Laurens <--- YES

John Laurens by UDHamiltonTakeover December 18, 2016

John laurens 

His gayness is the very culmination of his being

John laurens is gay and lams is canon

John laurens by Buds titson November 3, 2016