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Laurel & Hearty
Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).
(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)
Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?
Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?
Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
Laurel & Hearty by brooskitooski July 29, 2017
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Laureline
I love Laureline!
She's such a lovely and sweet person.
She knows how to make me smile.
Oh seriously you don't have a Laureline in your life? I mean your life don't sucks? Are you sure?
Lmao
She's such a lovely and sweet person.
She knows how to make me smile.
Oh seriously you don't have a Laureline in your life? I mean your life don't sucks? Are you sure?
Lmao
Laureline by james300000 March 27, 2021
Laureta
Laureta will be seen with bright blue eyes that change through out the day. She is a caring loving person. She knows and will treat a guy like a king. Never wants to lose him and always thinks if everything is ok. She's a type to get jealous and scared only because she is afraid to lose you. She's romantic and will be by your side and she is a girl that has real feelings and will know to make you smile even on your worst days. She'll will make you feel worth more then anything of what you can think. You will never want to lose by being on her side. She has lots of confidence and she will be found strong. She loves to laugh.She has lots of talent and a beautiful voice. You will spot her making others feel welcome as well as happy when they are down. Laureta is a shy type that will grow on and become open with friends. She has a gourgous body with soft lovely hair. She's smart and funny. She can be scrcartic and stubborn at the same time. Laureta is a understandingperson. She will always be there of you. Laureta is practically what you call perfect.
Laurel and Yanny
Guy 1:"It's Yanny you cum bucket".
Guy 2: "Naw G it's Laurel".
Guy 1"you know what FUCK YOU MAN EAT A BABY'S COCK"
Guy 2 "EAT SHIT NIGGUH"
Guy 3:"Can't we agree that it's both Laurel and Yanny"
Guy 1/2:"FUCK OFF"
Guy 2: "Naw G it's Laurel".
Guy 1"you know what FUCK YOU MAN EAT A BABY'S COCK"
Guy 2 "EAT SHIT NIGGUH"
Guy 3:"Can't we agree that it's both Laurel and Yanny"
Guy 1/2:"FUCK OFF"
Laurel and Yanny by Chocolate boy ( sub to _cube) June 6, 2018
UD Nobel Laureate
A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.
I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.
UD Nobel Laureate by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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