laura laura

eating an old man's dick cheese.

me: you got a sugar daddy? yeah we all saw this coming laura.
laura: I sucked his dick and I think I swallowed some dick cheese, it tasted pretty good.
me: I guess you pulled a laura laura

laura laura by haleylujah February 13, 2018

Laura Neal 

a.) A homophobic slur.

b.) A term used to describe a woman obsessed with Christian iconography, who tries to hard to be edgy and cool.

"Did you hear? Adam got kicked out when he came out to his mom"
"Oh wow, I didn't realize his mom was a Laura Neal"

"I'm writing a screenplay and it's groundbreaking"
"Nice! What's it about?"
"MILF going through a lesbian phase, who gets baptized in the filthy water of Thames."
"That's so Laura Neal of you!"

Laura Neal by Sylviana Morel April 11, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.

She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.

I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 6, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters 

A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.

She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.

You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.

Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”

Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 4, 2022

pulling a laura neal 

to kill a lgbtq+ character off in film and stories

i can’t believe stranger things may be pulling a laura neal

pulling a laura neal by evepolastrisgf June 28, 2022

Laura Neal-ing it 

To destory or make a complete mess of it

You don't want to end your TV drama like that. That would be totally Laura Neal-ing it!

Laura Neal-ing it by KillEveS4 August 10, 2022

Laura 

Laura: Laura is the true definition of a go getter with the ultimate and personalities. She's a lover a fighter for everything she believes in. When she loves you she loves you with everything she has. She continues to do this even with everything that she's been through in her life. She's kind of a big deal. Laura's are the type that went walking into a room the crowd stops and stares and her amazing Beauty and funny Whimsical personality. Women and mann alike feel comfortable went around Laura. True definition in short an angel from the heavens above with everything you could ever want in a woman.

Not just anyone can be a Laura!!

Laura by W84max November 13, 2017