launchist

A person who never comes through when you're doing something together.

Mihlali is such a launchist she went to school but we said we all wouldn't.

launchist by @April October 13, 2020

launching 

A word used in Memphis to describe The act of Bullshitting or lying

You- "I'm going to get the new foamposites tomorrow."
Me- "You launching Bruh."

launching by White ¢ho¢olate June 29, 2014

Launceston 

Also called Lanson by some of the locals, a small town of less than 10,000 people in east Cornwall, south-west UK. It has a crumbling castle with a single turret, an old arch that used to be part of the town walls called Southgate, several churches, like a hundred little shops in the town centre (NONE of which have anything good to sell), and far more barber shops than are needed. The only decent places to buy stuff are the Tesco and retail park, but many simply go to Plymouth for good shopping. However, the schools here aren't bad, but be ready for strict rules. Being positioned mostly on a hill, from some places you can get quite a good view of the surrounding area. Most of the tourists coming down to the rest of Cornwall just drive right past it on the A30, leaving the local economy to rot, and there are plenty of addicts and chavs, but at least it's not Bodmin.

"Come on down to Launceston town everyone!"

Person 1:"What's that town we just drove past?
Person 2:"Oh that's just Launceston"

Launceston by Reggie the edgy veggie December 9, 2017

Pad Launching 

1. When a girl starts her period.

2. When Apple starts selling an awesome new version of the iPad.

Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*

Pad Launching by mathewmatic March 27, 2011

Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer 

She’s such a pesticide. Everything about her is so unnerving and perpendicularly. She’s a straight forward girl with many friends. But one of them is so problematic and causes all her life problems. He hates all her friends. She’s a very inspiring little girl with much on her mind, even though she rarely speaks it. Poor girl...

Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer is the absolute worst ! Today, she ate my cheese sandwich.

Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer by carrie white October 20, 2020

Grenade Launching 

Grenade launching is the art of convincing a "grenade" that one of your friends (who is really drunk at the time) thinks she is cute. You then proceed to try and set the two up so that your friend ends up "pounding" a grenade.

Last night this grenade would not leave me alone so I ended up grenade launching Sparky and he ended up pounding a grenade again.

Grenade Launching by witekastle September 28, 2010

launching pads 

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.

Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.

launching pads by AEI December 29, 2008