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Pad Launching

1. When a girl starts her period.

2. When Apple starts selling an awesome new version of the iPad.

Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*

by mathewmatic March 27, 2011