latterati 

(n.) Coffee connoisseurs, elites of the social cafe set. The well brewed, and well learnéd in the fine art of ordering, sipping and perhaps even making one's own perfect latte. These people are to coffee, what glitterati are to celebrities, and literati are to authors.

"The Latterati wouldn't *dream* of drinking instant, darlink! Honestly, they'd rather drink pesticide!"

latterati by Julie Jansen December 12, 2008

literati 

ship name between rory gilmore and jess mariano from 'gilmore girls'. the actual definition of literati refers to those cultured and interested in literature. both rory and jess are big readers and it's something they often bond over.

literati is arguebly the best ship in the series and the most mistreated one as well. crazy chemistry. cheating trope. "i hate everyone in the world but you" trope. they deserved to be endgame and i will die on this hill.

do you ship literati?
of course i do! they're the cutest and are superior to rogan

literati by yeonjun's girlfriend May 19, 2021

literati 

Literati is the name for the ship of Jess Mariano/Rory Gilmore Gilmore Girls. The most common definiton of literati is:

li·te·ra·ti
Pronouciation: li-t&-'rä-(")tE
Function: noun plural
Etymology: obsolete Italian litterati, from Latin, plural of litteratus

1. the educated class
2. persons interested in literature or the arts

"How could you be a Sophie? Literati rules!"

literati by Lost Ranger July 9, 2007

lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

litterature 

Religious tracts, coupons, and "special offers" placed between one's windshield wiper and windshield. These are either balled up by the vehicle's owner and thrown on the ground, or are not noticed until the vehicle is in motion, whereupon they eventually blow off on the highway.

If you work at a mall, or any other place with a high concentration of cars in the parking lot, you are bound to remove litterature 3-5 times a week.

litterature by Deester February 7, 2009

laxterbating 

the act of laxing so dirtily that you achieve physical pleasure

bro #1: dude that was a gnar rip!
bro #2 i know i was laxterbating

laxterbating by lax4eva October 4, 2010

lotterytirement 

The lifestyle one enjoys after winning big in the lottery, quitting one's job, and therefore retiring.

My neighbor won the $260 million PowerBall and is now enjoying his lotterytirement.

lotterytirement by R Salas January 28, 2009