Lasheration 

Lasheration - an injury, specifically a laceration, obtained whilst drunk, or 'on the lash'.

Mate, I went out on the lash last night, drank 34 VKs in two minutes, pulled 42 birds, got a kebab and chundered all over an old woman's doorstep. Then I slipped over on my own vomit and cut my knee open. It was a well bad lasheration

Lasheration by Lashley Cole December 9, 2011

Laserbation 

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

Latheration 

Also known as powdering your nuts.

When your nuts are sticky and you put baby powder on them to get them in that perfect state of latheration.

Latheration by Small Puertorican January 29, 2008

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

lasterbation by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

laceration 

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.

That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.

laceration by Dr Slash February 18, 2010

Laceration 

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

Laceration by Macquarie January 17, 2009

laceration 

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.

My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.

laceration by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008