laxterbating 

the act of laxing so dirtily that you achieve physical pleasure

bro #1: dude that was a gnar rip!
bro #2 i know i was laxterbating

laxterbating by lax4eva October 4, 2010

lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

loiterbating 

noun,the act of masturbating while loitering. some popular places for loiterbating are: 7-11, walmart, and costco.

Hey bro I was loiterbating at 7-11 yesterday with my girl.

loiterbating by da bombbater June 18, 2011

Losterbating 

The quick viewing of a back dated episode of the greatest show on international television, LOST. You generally only need to losterbate if you cannot contain your excitement for the next episode of LOST.

"Dude, Thursday is soo long from today!"
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."

Losterbating by escapeartist88 January 31, 2008

Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

Lofterbating by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

Laterbating

Laterbating: To masturbate about somebody, later.

"He didn't know we followed him home from the Halloween Party, we were gonna sneak downstairs and scare the shit out of him. Bust open the door and there's bro: got Journey on full blast, standing on the end of the bed with his leg up on the post, Laterbating to a picture of Natan dressed as Satan, metal horns to the sky. We didn't even say anything. We couldn't. It was kind of a moment. So we just sat there and watched."

And that, my friends, was how we turned gay in the summer of 69.

Laterbating by Nippletitski December 20, 2025