lassified 

when lana eats too much avocado

Lana is so lassified today! She should sniff some vix!

lassified by lana fan 123 October 1, 2023

Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know

Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe

Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018

yassified 

Referring to something or someone. To have experienced a glow up or done something that makes you screen "yass queen finger snapping". It normally refers to a change admired or cherished in the LGBTQplus community or boss-bitch culture.

Person A: I heard that Queen Elisabeth II is getting a bbl.
Person B: Yass queen!
Person A: She's the yassified queen.

yassified by Tio Mike November 23, 2021

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

tassified

contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.

tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.

tassified by snassy January 9, 2012

G14 classified 

A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.

FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."

G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006

yassified 

To yassify someone or something by putting a “perfect face” filter over their image.

Have you seen the yassify bot on twitter? They yassified the peanut butter baby today.

yassified by madelny December 5, 2021