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laskowski 

A guy with a really big penis.
(Two girls talking) yeah I heard he is a Laskowski.
laskowski by Jjrrll January 20, 2017
Currently in immense pain and mental anguish. Wishes he could restart and live out his entire life from the very beginning, this time with the additional foresight of everything he now knows (all his current memories and knowledge).
Laslow has been trying to find God recently. He has been praying and begging to be granted and graced with a second chance at life.
Laslow by Laslow March 14, 2021

Laslow the Squishmallow 

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.
hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.
Dude, we need to go pick up some LA Snow for tonight.
LA Snow by randyrodich September 10, 2015
a random madrasi lolicon pdf file who doesn't know hinthi
Person 1 : mera naam lasnot hai
Person 2 : sahi
Lasnot by vikaas dubay November 18, 2021

Jaden Laskowski

Jaden Laskowski by mnbvcxzzxcvbnm December 12, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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