lasow

Slang for a fat girl

There are too many lasows at that exercise club.

lasow by GBU April 14, 2021

laskowski 

A guy with a really big penis.

(Two girls talking) yeah I heard he is a Laskowski.

laskowski by Jjrrll January 20, 2017

Lastworditis

A disease that many people suffer from in which the primary symptom is that the infected person must always send the final email or have the last word in a discussion.

Whenever I email Tara I always expect her to send back a reply, even if it a "thank you" email, because she suffers from lastworditis.

Lastworditis by jb1969 February 24, 2010

lasooda 

Hindi word for the shrub Cordia Dichotoma. Also known as "gunda". Useful for making pickles. Characterized by its stickiness when cut raw. Can be used as a very rustic slang for an imbecile or in a jocular statement describing sticky situations.

1. "Aloo ke parathe aur lasoode ka achaar! Wah, maza aa gaya!"

2. "Lasoodon ki kami nahin hai duniya mein. Ek lasooda dhoondho, baaki chipke chale aate hain."

3. "Tu kaam kyun nahin kar reha? Tune kya apne haathon mein lasoode uga rakhe hain?"

lasooda by futureishere November 17, 2009

laow

laow, another word for let it happen or not bother with. To laow somethin is to leave it be.

laowit meaning the same but already put incontext, it is used as a singular reply to a question, usually to say your not going to do something.

laow going work. - forget going to work.

'are you doing your essay.' reply-'laowit'

laow by Gaz ting January 15, 2006

Lawsowned 

During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.

In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.

Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."

Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"

Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"

Lawsowned by Galois September 14, 2011

laowai

The most common Chinese term for foreigner. Also used extensively by Westerners, Expats, living in China when talking about other Westerners. Before 1980s it was pejorative, now its neutral or only slightly pejorative. From lao, old, respectful way of addressing ppl and wai, outside/foreign

Only laowais hang out at that shitty Shanghai bar.
I had to pay a high laowai prize for this stuff.

laowai by haraldgroven October 16, 2006