laseim 

Jadas boyfriend.

The girls came up to this boy asked him what his name was. once he said “laseim” they knew it was jadas bf.

laseim by glahglahboom February 27, 2022

lasermazing 

The ultimate in adjectives when describing something so cool, it's on a whole nother level. That being "lasermazing". The highest there is, and right below that is just laser.

"Dude, that comic was totally lasermazing".

lasermazing by duplo June 11, 2004

LaserMan 

A creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. There color of the light apparently makes him want to have anal sex with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn't understand.

LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

He's also a fad hopper.

The day everyone starts jumping off bridges, laserman will be right there behind them.

LaserMan by Kris' father July 9, 2004

lastimus

The final meal of the day (but technically the first since its after midnight). Proceeding fanda and preceding the next breakfast. Usually takes place between 2 and 4 am

I was pulling an all nighter so I got a fantastic lastimus feast prepared before hand

lastimus by cartergun May 21, 2009

LaserMoose 

An etremely rare creature which has been found is some remotre jungles of Colombia and southwestern Peru. This freak of nature is a standard moose with deadly laser sight capabilites. Precision guided and effective at very long ranges, the LaserMoose targets its prey from up to 8 miles away and charges it at speeds ranging anywhere from 80-120 miles an hour. The LaserMoose is extremely deadly and venemous, and should be treated with extreme caution. While the LMAC (LaserMoose Activist Club) may tell you otherwise, the LaserMoose is one of the ten most deadly creatures in the world. May God help any one who crosses paths with the LaserMoose!

"Sir, a LaserMoose is in the distance!"
"God help us boy! Take cover!!"
CRasH! BlasT!
Silence....

LaserMoose by Philbert December 13, 2004

Lashima

A Smart Girl with A Sense Of Humor , Who Loves To Laugh And Smile . She's Beautiful And Willing Trustful And Honest . Always Hated By Girls But Loved By Boys . She's Irreplaceble With A Nice BODY and Loves Everyone She Always Loves Advice And Loves to give advice

Lashima Always Gives Me Advice When I Need it

Lashima by LCE123 June 29, 2011

laheim 

Jewish God, also a God for people that follow determinism.

Praise Laheim, or Thank Laheim I am still alive

laheim by Parkmax May 31, 2009