laseim
Jadas boyfriend.
The girls came up to this boy asked him what his name was. once he said “laseim” they knew it was jadas bf.
laseim by glahglahboom February 27, 2022
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lasermazing
The ultimate in adjectives when describing something so cool, it's on a whole nother level. That being "lasermazing". The highest there is, and right below that is just laser.
lasermazing by duplo June 11, 2004
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LaserMan
A creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. There color of the light apparently makes him want to have anal sex with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn't understand.
LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.
He's also a fad hopper.
LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.
He's also a fad hopper.
LaserMan by Kris' father July 9, 2004
LaserMoose
An etremely rare creature which has been found is some remotre jungles of Colombia and southwestern Peru. This freak of nature is a standard moose with deadly laser sight capabilites. Precision guided and effective at very long ranges, the LaserMoose targets its prey from up to 8 miles away and charges it at speeds ranging anywhere from 80-120 miles an hour. The LaserMoose is extremely deadly and venemous, and should be treated with extreme caution. While the LMAC (LaserMoose Activist Club) may tell you otherwise, the LaserMoose is one of the ten most deadly creatures in the world. May God help any one who crosses paths with the LaserMoose!
LaserMoose by Philbert December 13, 2004
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