A profound emotional state combining melancholic agony, sorrow, pity, and shame—an enduring, slow-burning feeling of regret with pain and quiet reflection.
He carried a real sense of lastimy within him. An unspoken sorrow that whispered of past mistakes and the heavy weight of regret.
The final meal of the day (but technically the first since its after midnight). Proceeding fanda and preceding the nextbreakfast. Usually takes place between 2 and 4 am
I was pulling an all nighter so I got a fantastic lastimus feast prepared before hand
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.