laryb 

laryb is the best person to ever exist, she is like an angel sent from jesus and will always be there to support you even if shes just playing genshin impact all day

me: i wish i had a friend like laryb
laryb: bro im right here???

laryb by that gay dinosaur October 9, 2021

Layback 

Mid-way through self pleasure you realise you don't have any tissues, noticing your too far gone you decide to let your chest cop the result.

Gus: I was going ham on myself and relised I had to do a layback!
Tobes: Wow thats disgusting!
Gus: Nah man I love rubbing it on my chest

Layback by bodex666 June 13, 2012

ladybility 

What chauvinists call the ability to act like a "lady" in the Victorian sense, which includes only speaking when spoken to, being dainty and submissive to men, and humiliating other supposed "ladies" in order to make oneself appear more ladylike. "Ladybility" is a portmanteau of the words "lady" and "ability."

Man 1: "Sir, I would like to introduce you to my date to the party, Lady 1."

Man 2: "Pleasure to meet you, Lady 1. How do you do?"

Lady 1: "Quite fine sir, thank you. I'm just a tad lightheaded from all this manly discussion. Did you notice that lady in the corner who just burped? What a mannish sort of woman!"

Man 2: "What an impressive ladybility you have, my dear Lady 1!"

ladybility by Carrotboy December 19, 2011

Miraculous Ladybug 

The best show in the history of television. If you haven't watched it, you're missing out. The show features Ladybug and her trusty sidekick Cat Noir (or Chat Noir, depending on preference) who fight evil villains created by Hawkmoth, their mortal enemy.
Ladybug, who fights their enemies with much determination and grace, is actually Marinette Dupain-Cheng, a clumsy, shy girl. She has a major crush on Adrien Agreste, who is Cat Noir, her friend-zoned partner in crime. He has a crush on her superhero counterpart. So in other words, he has a crush on her, but only that side of her. They don't recognize each other outside the mask, which is infuriating yet CUTE at the same time.
Ships; Ladrien (LadybugxAdrien), Lady Noir (LadybugxCat Noir), Adrienette (MarinettexAdrien), Marichat (MarinettexCat Noir)

The cleansed butterfly fluttered from its confinement of purity and into the night. Ladybug launched the flashlight above the treetops and shouted, "Miraculous Ladybug!" Millions of ladybugs dispersed among the leafy canopies, winding around the decimated glasshouses and rose bushes. There was a flurry of glass shards flying back into place and rose petals feathering the air to their rightful buds before the Jardin des Plantes was finally restored.

Miraculous Ladybug by M. Valentine July 5, 2016

Ladybug paste 

A thin paste made by grinding ladybugs until they reach a thin watery consistency resembling that of Elmer's glue. It's the special ingredient in my 7 layer nacho dip.

Guy 1: What is this?

Guy 2: What is what?
Guy 1: At the bottom of the nacho dip?
Guy 2: Oh, that's my special ingredient, Ladybug paste.
Guy 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Ladybug paste by Mommyhole December 13, 2018

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

Larbert high school disease is a bastard

Larbert high school disease by rab weisel February 7, 2019

miraculous ladybug 

best show you will ever watch just saying you should go watch it now

how that show is great it may even be as good as miraculous ladybug

miraculous ladybug by imobsessedwithmiraculous August 31, 2018