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Mid-way through self pleasure you realise you don't have any tissues, noticing your too far gone you decide to let your chest cop the result.
Gus: I was going ham on myself and relised I had to do a layback!
Tobes: Wow thats disgusting!
Gus: Nah man I love rubbing it on my chest
Layback by bodex666 June 13, 2012
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ladybility 

What chauvinists call the ability to act like a "lady" in the Victorian sense, which includes only speaking when spoken to, being dainty and submissive to men, and humiliating other supposed "ladies" in order to make oneself appear more ladylike. "Ladybility" is a portmanteau of the words "lady" and "ability."
Man 1: "Sir, I would like to introduce you to my date to the party, Lady 1."

Man 2: "Pleasure to meet you, Lady 1. How do you do?"

Lady 1: "Quite fine sir, thank you. I'm just a tad lightheaded from all this manly discussion. Did you notice that lady in the corner who just burped? What a mannish sort of woman!"

Man 2: "What an impressive ladybility you have, my dear Lady 1!"
ladybility by Carrotboy December 19, 2011

Miraculous Ladybug 

The best show in the history of television. If you haven't watched it, you're missing out. The show features Ladybug and her trusty sidekick Cat Noir (or Chat Noir, depending on preference) who fight evil villains created by Hawkmoth, their mortal enemy.
Ladybug, who fights their enemies with much determination and grace, is actually Marinette Dupain-Cheng, a clumsy, shy girl. She has a major crush on Adrien Agreste, who is Cat Noir, her friend-zoned partner in crime. He has a crush on her superhero counterpart. So in other words, he has a crush on her, but only that side of her. They don't recognize each other outside the mask, which is infuriating yet CUTE at the same time.
Ships; Ladrien (LadybugxAdrien), Lady Noir (LadybugxCat Noir), Adrienette (MarinettexAdrien), Marichat (MarinettexCat Noir)
The cleansed butterfly fluttered from its confinement of purity and into the night. Ladybug launched the flashlight above the treetops and shouted, "Miraculous Ladybug!" Millions of ladybugs dispersed among the leafy canopies, winding around the decimated glasshouses and rose bushes. There was a flurry of glass shards flying back into place and rose petals feathering the air to their rightful buds before the Jardin des Plantes was finally restored.

Ladybug paste 

A thin paste made by grinding ladybugs until they reach a thin watery consistency resembling that of Elmer's glue. It's the special ingredient in my 7 layer nacho dip.
Guy 1: What is this?

Guy 2: What is what?
Guy 1: At the bottom of the nacho dip?
Guy 2: Oh, that's my special ingredient, Ladybug paste.
Guy 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Ladybug paste by Mommyhole December 13, 2018

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

miraculous ladybug 

best show you will ever watch just saying you should go watch it now
how that show is great it may even be as good as miraculous ladybug
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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