Definitions by Mommyhole

Ladybug paste 

A thin paste made by grinding ladybugs until they reach a thin watery consistency resembling that of Elmer's glue. It's the special ingredient in my 7 layer nacho dip.

Guy 1: What is this?

Guy 2: What is what?
Guy 1: At the bottom of the nacho dip?
Guy 2: Oh, that's my special ingredient, Ladybug paste.
Guy 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Ladybug paste by Mommyhole December 13, 2018

The Dick Bandit 

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

The Dick Bandit by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

Roblox roleplayer 

7-12 year old children who enjoy having fake sex talk with their roblox boy and girlfriend on games like "meep city", "city of robloxia", "wolves life" and "dragons life". Deserves to be murdered and gets angry and calls you noob if you call them out on it.

That kid is a total roblox roleplayer, they should be hung.

Roblox roleplayer by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

Papa Watson 

Daddy, lord, and grand overseer of animal science, a class devoted to failing tests and crying. The husband of Mama Mark, His sexy ass bitch.

PAPA WATSON!

Papa Watson by Mommyhole October 24, 2018

Silly string fucker 

A human who engages in sexual activity with wads of silly string.

Guy 1: Man Brady is such a juuling silly string fucker.

Silly string fucker by Mommyhole October 23, 2018

Cough drop time

The most wonderful time of the year. The time for which cough drops are handed out and consumed rapidly.

Kid 1:It's cough drop time.
Kid 2:It's cough drop time.
Kid 3:I NEED SOME DAMN NICOTINE

Cough drop time by Mommyhole October 20, 2018

Piss ribbon 

A long thin ribbon of piss.

Father created a piss ribbon in my mouth.

Piss ribbon by Mommyhole October 19, 2018