larmaport 

intense. not messing around. larmaport. when you pee laugh (usually in an Australian accent).

oh, larmaport! larmapoooooort! larmaport you!!

larmaport by eggmily129 December 30, 2020

Lagaport 

When you are playing an online game, typically a first person shooter, and you lag so much that you teleport around the map, making you impossible to kill.

I was lagging so bad, that i Lagaported all the way to the other end of the map

Lagaport by Ben jamin' January 14, 2004

Larapor 

A half Aussie half Aboriginal term for a man's Penis

I accidently cut his larapor off!!!!!

Larapor by Hawlo, Corey & Peds December 14, 2008

lamport 

very sexy boi. smart as heck. makes computer go beep boop. turing got his award.

I wish I was happy like Lamport.

lamport by KinesceSexy November 21, 2021

Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

Lamported by GoonBerry December 28, 2025