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Lagaport 

When you are playing an online game, typically a first person shooter, and you lag so much that you teleport around the map, making you impossible to kill.
I was lagging so bad, that i Lagaported all the way to the other end of the map
Lagaport by Ben jamin' January 14, 2004
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A half Aussie half Aboriginal term for a man's Penis
I accidently cut his larapor off!!!!!
Larapor by Hawlo, Corey & Peds December 14, 2008
very sexy boi. smart as heck. makes computer go beep boop. turing got his award.
I wish I was happy like Lamport.
lamport by KinesceSexy November 21, 2021
When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.
Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn
Lamported by GoonBerry December 28, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026