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Lagaport 

When you are playing an online game, typically a first person shooter, and you lag so much that you teleport around the map, making you impossible to kill.
I was lagging so bad, that i Lagaported all the way to the other end of the map
Lagaport by Ben jamin' January 14, 2004
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A half Aussie half Aboriginal term for a man's Penis
I accidently cut his larapor off!!!!!
Larapor by Hawlo, Corey & Peds December 14, 2008
very sexy boi. smart as heck. makes computer go beep boop. turing got his award.
I wish I was happy like Lamport.
lamport by KinesceSexy November 21, 2021
When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.
Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn
Lamported by GoonBerry December 28, 2025
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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