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intense. not messing around. larmaport. when you pee laugh (usually in an Australian accent).

oh, larmaport! larmapoooooort! larmaport you!!

larmaport by eggmily129 December 30, 2020

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Lagaport

When you are playing an online game, typically a first person shooter, and you lag so much that you teleport around the map, making you impossible to kill.

I was lagging so bad, that i Lagaported all the way to the other end of the map

Lagaport by Ben jamin' January 14, 2004

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Larapor

A half Aussie half Aboriginal term for a man's Penis

I accidently cut his larapor off!!!!!

Larapor by Hawlo, Corey & Peds December 14, 2008

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lamport

very sexy boi. smart as heck. makes computer go beep boop. turing got his award.

I wish I was happy like Lamport.

lamport by KinesceSexy November 21, 2021

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Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

Lamported by GoonBerry December 28, 2025

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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