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Larimer
Larimer or Larimer'd comes from Dan Larimer the creator of projects like EOS, Bitshares, and Voice.com. It is defined as someone who quits, gives-up, to take on new projects because he couldn't fulfill his previous projects.
"So the engine blew up in your old car, are you planning on pulling a Larimer and buying new."
"I heard you Larimer'd the basketball team because you want to play baseball."
"I heard you Larimer'd the basketball team because you want to play baseball."
Larimer by Chip Douglas III January 10, 2021
Lardered
Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.
Lardered by the_hoedown August 9, 2010
lammered
Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".
Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.
Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.
That guy is absolutely lammered
Lardered
'Lardered'
To get told to smarten up your uniform by a male teacher. This involves tucking your shirt in and pulling your tie up.
Occasionally this will also involve removing non-school uniform and putting on your blazer.
To get told to smarten up your uniform by a male teacher. This involves tucking your shirt in and pulling your tie up.
Occasionally this will also involve removing non-school uniform and putting on your blazer.
boy1: what have we got next?
boy2: not sure
teacher: Oi! Get your shirts tucked in and smarten up!
boy1: ughhh...
(a few moments later)
teacher: right now if your teacher asks where you've been, tell them you got lardered
boy2: hahaha you got lardered
boy1: shut up
boy2: not sure
teacher: Oi! Get your shirts tucked in and smarten up!
boy1: ughhh...
(a few moments later)
teacher: right now if your teacher asks where you've been, tell them you got lardered
boy2: hahaha you got lardered
boy1: shut up
Lardered by mrmsyterypie June 2, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026