Catsmeow

A pussy liquor (pussy licker)

A liquor that smells and tastes like a clean, sweet, young, hot, wet, woman/girl. (check local statutes for legal age.)

by Homer November 10, 2003

kujan

To achieve musical excellence

I thought his set was gonna be rubbish but man did he Kujan it!

by Homer November 20, 2004

feminine itch

My girlfriends fingernails

Her nails on my nutt sack

by Homer November 10, 2003

lammered

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.

That guy is absolutely lammered

by Homer September 01, 2003

dog pusher

One who pushes dogs.

"Look at him! That dog pusher just pushed that dog!"

by Homer September 24, 2003

The Matrix

n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.

Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix

by Homer May 16, 2003

Trulove

When both girlfriends don't mind doing me at the same time!

Julie and her sister!

by Homer November 10, 2003