Larceny

A term used in Virginia (mostly Petersburg), referring to one’s action or usually used to say someone is pitiful or terrible for wrong doing

James is larceny.

by JasperdaReaper- December 27, 2018

larceny

A serious lawful offence, involving theft.

Dude I got 28 years for 6 counts of larceny.

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski April 29, 2006

Dick Larceny

When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.

Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.

by UncleHappy December 2, 2009

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

Lighter Larceny

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Grand Larceny

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.

Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Gross Larceny

Intentionally steals, takes, and carries away, leads away or drives away personal goods or property of another with value of more than $2,500.

Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.

LT: Clark, we have a stolen goat from the farm down the street.
Clark: How much was the goat worth?
LT: Wait, what?
Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!

by SML8312 November 2, 2009