Alpha Sierra Alpha Bravo. A very highly trained secretive sect of the army. Not much is known (like what ASAB stands for) but it is speculated that young men between the ages 16 and 24 are recruited for dangerious operations for their innocent appearance. Total operatives involved may total up to 500, but operate only in groups of 1-10.

ASAB may be stationed in Langley, NY or Iraq, operatives unkown as well as location...

asab by ASAB April 6, 2008

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ASAB

Initialism of "All Soldiers Are Bastards"

Derivative of ACAB, it states that the Bastard nature of cops similarly applies to soldiers of armed forces. Where cops are state-sanctioned, jack-booted thugs employed to tamp down dissidence and disobedience domestically, soldiers are the same, except they're sent abroad to do their bastard work.

Defense Secretary: "We are the Military; We are a strong, moral, committed force for good."

Discerning Individual: "Wait, aren't you all a bunch of hired bastard killers?"

Undiscerning Mark: "Honor and thank all the brave warriors who put their lives in danger to protect our freedom!"

Discerning Individual: "Man, the military only protects State supremacy and the wealth of defense contractors and oil barons. And the grunts are just 'following orders.' ASAB, glorified murderers."

ASAB by misanthropic philanthropist February 28, 2025

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