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A serious lawful offence, involving theft.
Dude I got 28 years for 6 counts of larceny.
Bitches who fuck wit yo nigga. It basically mean you wrong.
“You larceny asab, you knew I was fw him”
Larceny by Teedy August 23, 2022

Dick Larceny

When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.
Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
Dick Larceny by UncleHappy December 2, 2009

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them
He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!
petting larceny by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

Lighter Larceny 

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.
Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.
Lighter Larceny by silverseal September 18, 2011

Grand Larceny 

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.
Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."
Grand Larceny by Mejosh March 23, 2009