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A serious lawful offence, involving theft.
Dude I got 28 years for 6 counts of larceny.
Bitches who fuck wit yo nigga. It basically mean you wrong.
“You larceny asab, you knew I was fw him”
Larceny by Teedy August 23, 2022

Dick Larceny

When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.
Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
Dick Larceny by UncleHappy December 2, 2009

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them
He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!
petting larceny by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

Lighter Larceny 

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.
Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.
Lighter Larceny by silverseal September 18, 2011

Grand Larceny 

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.
Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."
Grand Larceny by Mejosh March 23, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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