A term used in Virginia (mostly Petersburg), referring to one’s action or usually used to say someone is pitiful or terrible for wrong doing
James is larceny.
by JasperdaReaper- December 26, 2018

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 11, 2006

When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.
Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
by UncleHappy December 02, 2009

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!
That's petting larceny, man!
by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."
Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."
3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.
Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."
Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."
Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."
3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.
Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."
Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."
by Mejosh March 23, 2009

by Teedy August 23, 2022
