lurceny

To stalk then steal from someone.

Bill: "I can't stand it! Iv been stalking her for so long i think its time..."
Todd: "Dude, don't rape her!"
Bill: "The fuck? Ha no no no no. You misunderstood me Todd, I ment i was going to steal from her now."
Todd: "Woundn't that be lurceny?
Bill: "Yes. Yes it would be"

by Lord Silverleaf August 6, 2010