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Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
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Labret Piercing 

"Labret Piercing" is redundant. A labret IS a piercing, not a part of the body. See labret
Labret Piercing by Blood November 1, 2004

lambeth walk 

To walk very fast to avoid being mugged, as in Lambeth, S London.
...Doing the Lambeth walk...OI!
lambeth walk by oracle March 12, 2004
A centre lip piercing that uses a specially designed barbell instead of a ring.

Common misconception is the way it is pronounced. People think it's pronounced "lah-bray". It's not french, so just say "lah-brette".
That's one nice labret you have there.
labret by invictus February 19, 2004

vertical labret 

A lip piercing, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.
vertical labret by Blood November 1, 2004

Lambeth academy 

everyone is a neek and dead tings have the most chat
hi r u from Lambeth academy?
yes
ewww ur a jbag and a neek
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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