Lambeth

Many people live in Lovely Lambeth. Actually, not many, because its a little farm town in South London, wear all of the people wear cowboy hats, milk cows and herd sheep. They all join hands around their picket fences and sing country songs. They pride themselves on being a safe town, and spend all of their time at the Lambeth Arena and Community centre. They also spend a lot of time at Abe's, the sub place. And even though Lambeth just got a Subway, people still go to Abe's. Turn's out, the actually have 3 public schools! That leaves one for each person in Lambeth. If you go to Duffield, McEachren or Faith Community Christian School, you will probably get made fun of for it for the rest of your life. This is where the LAMBO'S live.

"Where do you live?"
"Oh, I live in Lovely Lambeth!"
"Where the Cows are?"
"Yes, gotta go feed the chickens now."

Lambeth by Def.Writer August 2, 2008

lambeth walk 

To walk very fast to avoid being mugged, as in Lambeth, S London.

...Doing the Lambeth walk...OI!

lambeth walk by oracle March 12, 2004

Lambeth academy 

everyone is a neek and dead tings have the most chat

hi r u from Lambeth academy?
yes
ewww ur a jbag and a neek

Lambeth academy by sophie and eurelle r jbags April 17, 2021

Lambeth Log-Flume 

Popular with the wives of British service men during the early 40s, the Lambeth log-flume was the method of choice for uplifting downtrodden spirits during the Blitzkriegs of London. Just as it was not uncommon for young ladies to experience their first sexual awakening through the vibrations emitted from V-1 doodlebug blasts, desperately pining housewives would routinely proposition the first man they encountered (often a relative) during a Blitz by tying a yellow ribbon around the base of his cock shaft.

Tying of the yellow ribbon was instantly recognised as an invitation to partake in the Lambeth log-flume. Spurred on by the vibrations of nearby explosions, the housewife would subtly coax the man into first defecating between her breasts, before urinating into her mouth until the overspill flowed out onto the freshly burdened muddy boob gully – the chocolate torpedo thus resembling a log-flume, surrounded by the flowing rapids of golden cock rain. This scene is re-enacted several times, limited only by the quota of rations that was had on the day.

Baza: “Hey Jeza, the other night I’s met this bint over round by the bins at back o’ Iceland, and ya never guess what! She only gone tied a fuckin’ green ribbon round the base ‘o me old chapper! I was right in theres, so anyways I went and took a fuckin’ cheese wedge on her baps, but forgot about the lamb jalfrezi I ‘ad that morning, and sprayed me beige cream ass jam all in ‘er face like a right fuckin’ cunt! The bint ain’t returnin’ me calls now, but she minged anyway so I’s ain’t bovered. Haha da fuckin’ cunt!”

Gerald: “Not to be the pedant, mon cher ami, but the proposition made by your fair lady friend was sadly misinterpreted. Your unfortunate attempt at the classic 40’s past-time activity known commonly as the Lambeth log-flume was in err, since the very calling card, i.e. said green ribbon tied around said base of penis, was not the colour of prize-winning canary plumage, but rather that of a freshly mown lawn of grass. Green was the colour, and thus, the calling card was for the Stockwell Shit-hammer. I trust that you will take my wisdom on bored and learn from your mistake, and I bid thee farewell!”

Lambeth Log-Flume by Mr Gene Racer April 15, 2009

lambeth walk 

A form of dance made famous during the Second World War.

"Doing the Lambeth Walk, hey!"

lambeth walk by The Legend December 7, 2004

lambeth college

Lambeth College is the place for all. All roadmen and all big and inflated girls who bend it like beckham for a lanky guy that goes to Lambeth College. Marijuana is smelt from a distance and the greys skin repels at the very sight of the scary tall and skinny drug dealers. Often you will find them at the Clapham McDonalds rollings splifs and trying to get phone numbers of other females. All in all it is at the heart of south london with a horrid scent.

Wagwarn u lost ur V a Lambeth College yh? Snm take my snap

lambeth college by SouthBoundSkinner December 25, 2018

stefanie lambeth 

Stefanie Lambeth s as loyal as it comes . She has been through hell and back and back agian but still keeps a smile on her face. She will die take a bullet for her people. She has a heart made of gold and loves hard. She will never turn her back on you. If she said s she loves you that's what she means and that's for life no matter what. She'll go to war for you. And believe this she is beautiful, sexy and seems innocent . But don't let that pretty face fool ya she's a beast when you mess with her people. She a Str8 solider, a warrior and she is the storm. She'll stand up for her people if someone is talkin smack about them behind their back. She a leader by all means. Very independent and hayes to ask anyone for help.vshe loves the Lord and knows just how real God is. All around good person and loves to have fun. She brings a little sunshine with her and can brighten up a room. She's laid back and very passive. You really gotta do something terrible to get her mad but that's the worst idea ever. She plays no games and is not scared of a thing.

Stefanie Lambeth is a sexy fun loving real as they come look nd of woman.

stefanie lambeth by I am the storm October 1, 2020