Larbear is the greatest math teacher in history he dazzles his students with his rugged good looks and “Huge” personality, He is also an avid lacrosse coach adored by all his players. He also has a deep love for Mountain Dew. Note, prone to motorcycle accidents.
When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
If you're on a ship and facing the bow (the front of the ship), larboard is to your left. Larboard is the left side of a ship. The more common and modern term used instead of larboard is 'port'. They mean the same thing but 'larboard' is traditional. Port was officially adopted by the Royal Navy in 1844 because people could confuse larboard with starboard when a storm was up and the winds whipping words every which way.