laquishit

laquishit, also known as laquisha lee, she is a overrated pedophile with no self aware at all times.

laquisha is also an annoying 150cm hoe with no trimmed toe nails

janice: 你等下要吃chinese or western
laquishit: 我要吃chinese children bc i love myself some yummy 8year olds

by queenofONGS October 31, 2023

liquishit

(Noun) Liquishit, also known as the Squirts, is the nightmare of all fecal matter. You could be comfortably talking to a girl/boy you really like one moment, and the next moment you're clenching your fists and teeth just to resist the sudden urge to shit your pants. Once you do make it to a toilet, you destroy the bathroom. What feels like a volcanic eruption of 5 gallons of warm pudding comes violently streaming out of your asshole, causing the shit to splatter in the water quickly and splash back up all over your ass and possibly render the toilet unusable afterwards. The smell is horrific, and it's not always an easy cleanup. It is highly recomended to use a roomates item of clothing to clean the mess up and immediately burn it afterwards.

Be afraid.

Dude 1: Dude I was at this party having a great time until..
Dude 2: Until what, dude?

Dude 1: Until I ended up getting the liquishits..
Dude 2: Oh my god dude! That's literally shitty!
Dude 1: Yes dude, it was. Thank god they had curtains in their bathroom or I never would have cleaned the mess up
Dude 2: Dude..

by BeanR July 12, 2009

laquisha

Black girl sterotype.. typically with headed hair

LaQuisha went to get her nails did

by ARose_INtha_QC July 28, 2020

liqishit

A type of bathroom emergency similar to diarrhea- however more of a liquid than solid. The most dire excuse to go to the bathroom in any circumstance. A liqishit is all liquid with no chunks. Fucking nasty.

Jake at the party was drunk as fuck. He ate too much seafood and drank too much Miller Lite. Suddenly, a rumbling started happening in his stomach. Jake waddled over to the Porta Potty and knocked frantically. "I GOT LIQISHITS" he screamed. His bro Brag dashed out of the toilet just in time so that his friend didn't ruin his pants.

by Jake Gogolinski June 18, 2015

Laquisha

Stereotypical name for an entitled black female. The equivalent of a Karen.

Laquisha was holding up the line because she wanted her food for free.

by Shade tree July 2, 2020

Laquishiate

A word that you use to piss people off. Will frustrate perfectionists. Or something you yell when your the one who's pissed. For better results in pissing some people off, use the word in 2 different ways so that it couldn't possibly be the same word

I'm gonna laquishiate all over you.
Do you want me to grab your laquishiate?

Don't hate, laquishiate.

by I could maybe stalk you June 20, 2009

Laquisha

A stereotypical name for a ghetto black girl/woman

"I bet you that black girl over there name is Laquisha".

by DonVee August 29, 2012