liqishit 

A type of bathroom emergency similar to diarrhea- however more of a liquid than solid. The most dire excuse to go to the bathroom in any circumstance. A liqishit is all liquid with no chunks. Fucking nasty.

Jake at the party was drunk as fuck. He ate too much seafood and drank too much Miller Lite. Suddenly, a rumbling started happening in his stomach. Jake waddled over to the Porta Potty and knocked frantically. "I GOT LIQISHITS" he screamed. His bro Brag dashed out of the toilet just in time so that his friend didn't ruin his pants.

liqishit by Jake Gogolinski June 18, 2015

liquishit 

(Noun) Liquishit, also known as the Squirts, is the nightmare of all fecal matter. You could be comfortably talking to a girl/boy you really like one moment, and the next moment you're clenching your fists and teeth just to resist the sudden urge to shit your pants. Once you do make it to a toilet, you destroy the bathroom. What feels like a volcanic eruption of 5 gallons of warm pudding comes violently streaming out of your asshole, causing the shit to splatter in the water quickly and splash back up all over your ass and possibly render the toilet unusable afterwards. The smell is horrific, and it's not always an easy cleanup. It is highly recomended to use a roomates item of clothing to clean the mess up and immediately burn it afterwards.

Be afraid.

Dude 1: Dude I was at this party having a great time until..
Dude 2: Until what, dude?

Dude 1: Until I ended up getting the liquishits..
Dude 2: Oh my god dude! That's literally shitty!
Dude 1: Yes dude, it was. Thank god they had curtains in their bathroom or I never would have cleaned the mess up
Dude 2: Dude..

liquishit by BeanR July 12, 2009

liquishit 

ooey-gooey oh-so-nice wet and wild semi-solid peri-sublimated anal excretion with a nutty flavor and rather dank odor.

my keyboardist paul's recent act of rebellion.

liquishit by offended April 29, 2003

liqshits

1. Used to describe the bowel movement one has after a night of heavy drinking; frequently smells (and feels) as if one is shitting pure alcohol.

(Origin: New Jersey)

Dude 1: Hey bro. How did all that Captain's treat you?

Dude 2: Oh man. Gut rot city. I've had liqshits all day.

liqshits by Mr. Filbert October 10, 2008

liquishit 

when others think you are peeing but it's coming out the other end. In some cases, follows closely behind a chart.

I thought she was peeing but the smell told me she must have a bad case of liquishits.

liquishit by gmsb October 2, 2009