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Lane Change 

When fucking a girl you pull out and skeet on her face making a dashed white line down the middle of her face, you then slap one side of her face with your cock, then before slapping the other side you declare "LANE CHANGE!"
Julien declared a "LANE CHANGE!" as he slapped Kate the hooker on both sides of her face after he made a dotted line, accidentally getting some in her nose.
Lane Change by The Lane Changer November 7, 2010
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lane-change

A quick switch from vaginal to anal penetration or vice-versa.
I surpised her with a sudden lane-change in return for snowballing me the other night.
lane-change by Napoleon Bonerhard November 15, 2006

Lane-change-remorse

When traveling via automobile in a hurry. The emotional expression of personal regret felt by a person after he or she changes lanes to improve one's ETA and the lane is now worse off.
I was stuck behind a senior citizen call pool vehicle so I changed lanes and now the blue haired lady passed me. I am suffering from lane-change-remorse.

lane change no blinker 

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.
while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.

texas lane change 

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.
"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."
texas lane change by gwiz September 11, 2008

illegal lane change 

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.
Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.

Illinois Lane Change 

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.
I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.
Illinois Lane Change by grant6923 February 26, 2011
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