Definitions by gwiz

Deer in the headlights 

when a man is receiving oral sex from his partner and chooses at a random time to stick his fingers in his partner's ears resulting in a surprised partner with bulging eyes and two thumbs up look like antlers.

Susie was sucking me off with her eyes closed, so I deer in the headlights her and whoa!

Deer in the headlights by gwiz September 18, 2016

burns my weave 

Makes me super duper angry to the point of unfriending your ass.

Logan Burns My Weave when he be blowin up my Facebook page.

burns my weave by GWIZ December 27, 2013

texas lane change 

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.

"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."

texas lane change by gwiz September 11, 2008