landito

an amazing cracker. who is very sweet and loving. having a landito in ur life will be the best thing decision u ever made. very kind and just his smile can brighten your day. i love landito

is that the cracker landito

yea its the cracker

landito by bsnsnanmakama December 27, 2022

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Landstown

The inner most circle of hell, where the tormented souls are trapped in a DMV, surrounded by kegs with holes in them and hot women with no holes in them for eternity. This is controlled by the devil's bitch Hilary Clinton.

"Dude I heard you got grounded?" "Ya dude, it's like I'm going to Landstown all over again."

Landstown by Captain Chris Morgan March 5, 2008

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landito • landino • Landitarian • Landstown • Landton • Lauditorian • Jose Landino • That's So Landino

Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

Landitarian by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

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That's So Landino

Used to refer to something extremely idiotic, homosexual. and just plain dumb. Widely used in the north texas area

Johnny was walking around at the mall with a raging mega huge boner! And then when he attempted to talk with some women, he just farted right on them! That's so Landino!!

That's So Landino by Jonathan Johnston July 16, 2006