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an amazing cracker. who is very sweet and loving. having a landito in ur life will be the best thing decision u ever made. very kind and just his smile can brighten your day. i love landito

is that the cracker landito

yea its the cracker

landito by bsnsnanmakama December 27, 2022

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Landstown

The inner most circle of hell, where the tormented souls are trapped in a DMV, surrounded by kegs with holes in them and hot women with no holes in them for eternity. This is controlled by the devil's bitch Hilary Clinton.

"Dude I heard you got grounded?" "Ya dude, it's like I'm going to Landstown all over again."

Landstown by Captain Chris Morgan March 5, 2008

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Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

Landitarian by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

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That's So Landino

Used to refer to something extremely idiotic, homosexual. and just plain dumb. Widely used in the north texas area

Johnny was walking around at the mall with a raging mega huge boner! And then when he attempted to talk with some women, he just farted right on them! That's so Landino!!

That's So Landino by Jonathan Johnston July 16, 2006

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Jose Landino

Jose Landino is a pro at rap battles and got his skills from roblox rap battles.

Person 1:hey who is Jose Landino.
Person 2:Jose Landino is a proffional rapper

Jose Landino by gfrftgyhbgvbyun November 14, 2019

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landino

another word for along 9 inch cock

Makayla Landino has a HUGE landino

landino by landinosaurous January 30, 2017

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Lauditorian

The person in the graduating class with the third highest GPA. Valedictorian salutatorian

Who,was the lauditorian at last night's graduation ceremony?

Lauditorian by RoxanneP June 14, 2018

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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