When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.
I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!
A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.
The act of pretending to be a quasi famousprofessional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.
Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.
A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.
Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!