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Landesked 

When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.
I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!
Landesked by 85Howie August 27, 2013

landenberg 

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.
There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg
landenberg by lburger February 24, 2005

landerkeif 

NIGGA EWWWW U IS A LANDERKEIF”
landerkeif by landerkeif August 11, 2020

Landenberger 

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.
Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.
Landenberger by funnyburga May 23, 2006

Lanesker 

A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.
Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!

Anton landerer

your favorite hoodlum rock climber. has strong hands and is super HOT
hes an Anton landerer
Anton landerer by jksafhdhflak January 15, 2019