Landesked

When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.

I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!

by 85Howie August 27, 2013

Landeskoging

Similar to Tebowing, Landeskoging was made popular by the Colorado Avalanche's forward Gabriel Landeskog. After scoring the game-winning goal on March 12, 2012 against the Anaheim Ducks, he dropped to his knees, then went face first onto the ice, with his legs bent, and his fists clenched near his ears. Replicating this position is known as Landeskoging.

Kris: Dude! Did you see Landeskog's sick goal last night?
Joe: Yeah! I got so excited I started Landeskoging in the middle of the street!

by Youandmeandthedevilmakesthree September 30, 2012

landerkeif

It means you like big fat balls in your ass

“NIGGA EWWWW U IS A LANDERKEIF”

by landerkeif August 11, 2020

Lanesker

A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.

Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!

by Ester E. Rockwell III July 15, 2004

landecker

one who dispenses flanagans

John, the landecker, flanaganed four people at a party the other night.

by Steverino December 15, 2003

Landerpedia

A Collection af all differnt Landers known to mankind, still evolving at this very moment.

-Have you heard of landerpedia?
-Yes, i find myself as 10 different landers today
-Oh, what a Thotlander

by Ba3ron March 5, 2018

Linkeskedés

When somebody is doing something ultimate cringe thing.

Ohh no look at him, he do linkeskedés

by Linkeskedes September 13, 2021