landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.
Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"
Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."
Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."
by John Winston Lennon May 11, 2009
Get the landcraft mug.LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
by The definer of urban March 11, 2016
Get the landgraf mug.Related Words
landcraft
• Langcraft
• landgraf
• lenscrafter
• handcrafted
• landgraff
• Latecraft
• LensCrafter Hour
• Lincraft
• LineCraft
To wrongly accuse someone of date rape for personal or political games.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
That guy got the landgraf treatment from his intern.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
by blakemore January 7, 2022
Get the Landgraf mug.LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
by The definer of urban March 11, 2016
Get the landgraf mug.Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?
Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
by Homeless Dave January 25, 2005
Get the lenscrafter mug.The usage of one's tongue upon another's eyeball, namely the sclera, in order to tighten a relationship or to gain sexual fulfillment
I was going to wait till marriage, but Alexis offered me a lenscrafter and I couldn't turn it down.
A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.
Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.
Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
by Mitchell21 April 22, 2008
Get the lenscrafter mug.About an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. Taken from the eyeglass retailers promise to have your glasses ready "in about an hour" which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes.
Mary told Tibor she'd meet him in a LensCrafter Hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.
by Herbal Klimt May 22, 2010
Get the LensCrafter Hour mug.