lenscrafter

(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal

Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?

Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.

lenscrafter by Homeless Dave January 25, 2005

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lenscrafter

The usage of one's tongue upon another's eyeball, namely the sclera, in order to tighten a relationship or to gain sexual fulfillment

I was going to wait till marriage, but Alexis offered me a lenscrafter and I couldn't turn it down.

A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.

Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!

lenscrafter by Mitchell21 April 22, 2008

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lenscrafter • LensCrafter Hour • LeafCrafters

LensCrafter Hour

About an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. Taken from the eyeglass retailers promise to have your glasses ready "in about an hour" which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes.

Mary told Tibor she'd meet him in a LensCrafter Hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.

LensCrafter Hour by Herbal Klimt May 22, 2010

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LeafCrafters

Its the best discord server on the planet join ok?

Person1: Do you want to join LeafCrafters?
Person2: Yes gimmie the code!
Person1: w9pXUwN

LeafCrafters by LCDominik6921 August 7, 2020

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LeafCrafters

Its the best discord server on the planet!

Person1 : Do you want to join the LeafCrafters?
Person2: YES ofc gimmie the code!
Person1: w9pXUwN

LeafCrafters by LCDominik6921 August 7, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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