lenscrafter

(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal
Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?

Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
by Homeless Dave January 26, 2005
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lenscrafter

The usage of one's tongue upon another's eyeball, namely the sclera, in order to tighten a relationship or to gain sexual fulfillment
I was going to wait till marriage, but Alexis offered me a lenscrafter and I couldn't turn it down.

A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.

Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
by Mitchell21 April 20, 2008
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LensCrafter Hour

About an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. Taken from the eyeglass retailers promise to have your glasses ready "in about an hour" which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes.
Mary told Tibor she'd meet him in a LensCrafter Hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.
by Herbal Klimt May 22, 2010
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