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Longcroft School 

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child's aspirations for the future. Comments will be issued for such dastardly offences as: Forgetting your rubber, chewing gum, and god-forbidden defiance. Comments will not be issued for: Hotboxing the boy's toilets, Yeeting a chair at a supply teacher, bringing in offensive weapons, being a general dick.
"Wow, isn't Longcroft School the worst school in the East Riding of Yorkshire!"

lenscrafter 

(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal
Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?

Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
lenscrafter by Homeless Dave January 25, 2005

lenscrafter 

The usage of one's tongue upon another's eyeball, namely the sclera, in order to tighten a relationship or to gain sexual fulfillment
I was going to wait till marriage, but Alexis offered me a lenscrafter and I couldn't turn it down.

A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.

Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
lenscrafter by Mitchell21 April 22, 2008

landcraft 

landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.
Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"

Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."

langerated 

Drunk.
Derived from langer. see that.
He was langerated. Also he was langers.
langerated by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

LensCrafter Hour

About an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. Taken from the eyeglass retailers promise to have your glasses ready "in about an hour" which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes.
Mary told Tibor she'd meet him in a LensCrafter Hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.