Langcraft
Langcraft by DavidCScotts March 11, 2025
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Longcroft School
A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child's aspirations for the future. Comments will be issued for such dastardly offences as: Forgetting your rubber, chewing gum, and god-forbidden defiance. Comments will not be issued for: Hotboxing the boy's toilets, Yeeting a chair at a supply teacher, bringing in offensive weapons, being a general dick.
Longcroft School by Anonymous Specimen March 21, 2019
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lenscrafter
Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?
Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
lenscrafter by Homeless Dave January 25, 2005
lenscrafter
The usage of one's tongue upon another's eyeball, namely the sclera, in order to tighten a relationship or to gain sexual fulfillment
I was going to wait till marriage, but Alexis offered me a lenscrafter and I couldn't turn it down.
A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.
Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
A lenscrafter? Wow I didn't know she was that dirty.
Karl got a lenscrafter last night, what a man!
lenscrafter by Mitchell21 April 22, 2008
landcraft
landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.
Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"
Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."
Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."
landcraft by John Winston Lennon May 11, 2009
LensCrafter Hour
About an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. Taken from the eyeglass retailers promise to have your glasses ready "in about an hour" which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes.
Mary told Tibor she'd meet him in a LensCrafter Hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.
LensCrafter Hour by Herbal Klimt May 22, 2010
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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