9 definitions by Herbal Klimt

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

The act of inadvertently watching a commercial as part of a digitally recorded program.

A kiss so powerful it can only be performed between a woman and a woman or a man or a man aboard a commercial airline flight. This can result in being removed from the flight if you are flying Southwest Airlines. Inspired by the kiss between actress Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey on a Southwest Airlines flight that was cited as reason to remove them from the flight.

The physical manifestation of air quotes made with the index and middle finger, often made in pairs.

Personal disgrace felt when caught taking the elevator from the ground floor to any floor higher than the third.

A FaceBook wall post or status update you regret and which causes personal embarrassment, disgrace, or mortification. A faux paux made on FaceBook.

Achieving fitness by working out most every day and watching what you eat. Inspired by lyrics from the song 'Hip to Be Square' by 1980s pop-rock group Huey Lewis & The News's 'Hip to Be Square'.