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landgraf 

LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
landgraf by The definer of urban March 11, 2016

Landgraf 

To wrongly accuse someone of date rape for personal or political games.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
That guy got the landgraf treatment from his intern.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
Landgraf by blakemore January 7, 2022

landgraf 

LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
landgraf by The definer of urban March 11, 2016

landcraft 

landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.
Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"

Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."

landgrab 

1. sex, focusing namely on foreplay of the breasts or buttocks

2. an online alternative to the popular game risk
1. yo im about to head off to my girls place and get in some landgrab before work

2. yo im about to head off to work from my girls place and play some landgrab
landgrab by Sandy Dee October 26, 2008

The Mexican Landgrab 

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture
That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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