land slide

When you go to pick up a slice of pizza and all the toppings slide off into the box leaving you holding a triangle of crust.

Damn, my pizza had a land slide.

by Ken Gman March 15, 2008

land slide

when your poo slides down the back of you toilet bowl, leaving a sticky shit smear that wont budge even with several flushes.

also known as bowl art or scat redecoration

mark theres a fucking great land slide in the toilet winking at me, when i smelt it i nearley bulked up my dinner. go and scrub it, you dirty minging bastard

by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

california land slide

When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.

Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.

by yeah101 December 23, 2008