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land slide 

when your poo slides down the back of you toilet bowl, leaving a sticky shit smear that wont budge even with several flushes.

also known as bowl art or scat redecoration
mark theres a fucking great land slide in the toilet winking at me, when i smelt it i nearley bulked up my dinner. go and scrub it, you dirty minging bastard
land slide by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

california land slide 

When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.
california land slide by yeah101 December 23, 2008

Colombian Landslide 

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.
"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
Colombian Landslide by EWMB March 4, 2018

ohio landslide 

a combination of the cincinnati bowtie and a hot carl, cincinnati is located in ohio. and landslide... well. you know.
it takes some skill but i pulled off a monster ohio landslide on my bitch last night

landslide 

With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.
landslide by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

Trump Landslide 

When you accidentally shit yourself and it slides down your leg. Most common when exerting oneself while performing a seemingly easy task. e.g. drinking a glass of water with one hand. Usually used as an exclamative.
"Trump landslide!"
"The bathroom's the third door on your left."