incumbent 

It's some big-educated word which just means 'already in', or 'the kahuna in power running e-{lr}-ection again'.

Pronounced "In-cum-Bent", because when you're "in",
you're "in"! The "cum" is for those who "bent", usually by electing you.

Channel 10 Reporter: In 2 words Ricky, what are your thoughts on the incumbent and the election?

Ricky: Fuck off!

incumbent by Dan the Rod Leroux June 9, 2007

incumbent advantage 

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.

After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.

incumbent advantage by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010

pseudo-incumbent 

A person who is not in an elected office, but is garunteed to be elected to this office.

In District 11, Rep. A (R) is currently in office. Rep. A(R) chooses not to run in the 2004 election. Mr. B(D) wins his partys nomination for the election. No one from Rep. A(R)'s party runs his office. Since Mr. B(D) is the only one running for the office, Mr. B automatically wins and is a pseudo-incumbent.

pseudo-incumbent by imagine1989 December 29, 2003

pseudo-incumbent 

An "elected" official who is running for office again.

If Bush had been elected in 2000, he would be the incumbent. As he is putatively accepted to have won, he is the pseudo-incumbent

pseudo-incumbent by ziggurat September 20, 2004

incompentrump

being so incompetent a new tier of incompetence is needed to explain it.

yo i thought u were incompetent but i didn't know u were incompentrump.

incompentrump by phishit September 2, 2017

Indumentisappendicemaphobia 

The irrational fear of clothing tags. Specifically, a fear that they might be visible on one's own clothing, or are visible on other people's clothing.

Stemming from the latin roots for "Clothing" and "Appendage".

Katie's indumentisappendicemaphobia is becoming a real problem for her lately. She can no longer try on clothes before buying them as the tags are too visible and can't be removed.

Indumentisappendicemaphobia by Rakuli April 6, 2017

Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.

Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!

Incurbent by ChrisFow June 24, 2008