lancepool

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verb: to pull a regretable or stupid act

John jumped on the trampoline even though he needed to go to the bathroom; he would soon lancepool.

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Chris realized he lancepooled after mispronouncing a dinner dish in a very nice restaurant.

lancepool by whem March 8, 2003

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lancoolish

A person who is tacky, old, and chain smokes cigarettes. Cigarettes are the main priority for this person. They are a teacher who will leave their class locked in their room then goes outside and smokes while saying "I need a smoke!"

Dick Cheyney's wife is a lancoolish
"You are acting very lancoolish today"

lancoolish by Yelsew Foolface May 2, 2005

Related Words

lancepool • Lance Coolie • Lance Kool-Aid • Lancehole • dancepool • lancoolish • lunchpool • lance goodburger • Lance of Longinus • Lance Pongstrong

Lancehole

A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.

An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.

Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"

Lancehole by astankytool June 29, 2017

lunchpool

When multiple people travel to eat lunch together, similar to the concept of carpooling.

“Hey, Tammy! You lunchpooling with us today?”

“You bet I am! One more lonely desk lunch, and I’ll go insane”

lunchpool by James Neutron, Jr. January 18, 2019

Lancehole

A Lancehole is a person who is a jerk, and an asshole which likes yaoi.

Bruh, you really be watching yaoi again? What a Lancehole.

Lancehole by theoDr December 7, 2019

dancepool

The Deadpool dancing to NSYNC's 'Bye Bye Bye' song at the start of Deadpool VS Wolverine.

Person 1: Dancepool is an icon.
NSYNC: BYE BYE BYE

dancepool by Krisdawaffle August 15, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026