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dancepon 

the act of being used as a feminine blood storage device while dancing with an oblivious bleeder.
At the club, Justin was having a great time dancing with a really hot chick with really big tits and a fat gorgeous ass until his night was executed by that hoe when he was used as her dancepon.
dancepon by tytythatflyguy January 25, 2011

danceaholic 

person who loves to dance, randomly in front of big groups of people, unaware of their presence.
wow, Erin you must be a danceaholic i never see you stop dancing.

lancepool 

verb: to pull a regretable or stupid act
John jumped on the trampoline even though he needed to go to the bathroom; he would soon lancepool.

-or-

Chris realized he lancepooled after mispronouncing a dinner dish in a very nice restaurant.
lancepool by whem March 8, 2003

Danceahol [dance] [alcohol] 

This is when you go out on the town (or anywhere!) and dance about and drink alcohol :)
Fancy a bit o' danceahol dance alcohol tonight!? Would you like some danceahol?!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026