A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.
An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.
An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.
Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"
by astankytool June 29, 2017
by theoDr December 7, 2019