Lancehole

A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.

An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.

Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"

by astankytool June 29, 2017

Lancehole

A Lancehole is a person who is a jerk, and an asshole which likes yaoi.

Bruh, you really be watching yaoi again? What a Lancehole.

by theoDr December 7, 2019

LangHole

Langford British Columbia. In reference to the shit stain in BC's pants. the asshole of Canada.

Belmont Senior Secondary is soooo Langhole!

by Mack45678 July 3, 2007

lackhole

It's the hole where, because of a lack of interest/knowledge/sense of humor/etc from the editors, the words you try to add to urbandictionary disappear in.

OMG my definition for Urban Dictionary went into the lackhole! My life is over! I'm gonna kill myself!

by W3ird_N3rd April 21, 2011

lancelet

Sexy clown porn

I like lancelet

by Lancelet May 8, 2017

Lazehole

Lazy asshole

My lazehole coworker dumped a bunch of his work on me and then left for an extended lunch.

by cuckoo13 August 29, 2017

Lancedale

Ultimate statement of badassery.

"When he jumped the police car and blew up the station it was totally Lancedale"

by lancedholmen February 3, 2010