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hot lunchbowl 

Vomiting in a girls vagina while performing oral sex on her.
"How did your date go last night?"
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"

"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."
hot lunchbowl by vag lick January 11, 2014

lunchroom thieves 

These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.
"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".

lunchroom jesus

One who lends money to others in the lunch room so they might be able to buy their own lunch.
"Yeah, that kid calls me the lunchroom jesus cause he never brings enough money for lunch"

Pittsburgh Lunchpail 

so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of Pittsburgh; before sex, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non-anal, unprotected sex. After climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she shits herself and then punch her in the mouth. The three streams of semen, shit and blood when simultaneously flowing create the Pittsburgh Lunchpail. Only for hard workers.
Girlfriend: I feel like some of the passion has gone out of our relationship.

Boyfriend: Well, I could always Pittsburgh Lunchpail that ass...

Girlfriend: I don't know what that is, but I trust you. Let's fucking do it.

Lunchpale 

This word is derived from the already published;Lunchbox slang word. Lunchpale is a derogatory word that describes a specific person that you do not like.
Man, that motherfucker is a lunchpale!
Lunchpale by Diggy-Dantz June 16, 2007

Linchpole 

A word Angus Fyffe made up to make me Luke Morton think that it is an insult. Point Proved.
" You are a linchpole " taken from the text message that he sent me.