Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"

Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"

Landau by くもり May 5, 2022

Related Words

lanbau • lancau • landau • Labauj • Labbauf • LaNauta • lanautica • lanautika • LanBang • Lanbarad

langauge

A word like Enlgish, recognizable only in print since its pronunciation is indistinguishable from its cognate, language. Often appears in important documents like resumes, cover letters and masters' theses. Usually found only after the document has been sent, but also found in many places on the Internet. Users curse themselves silently and swear they will only use the phone from now on.

I majored in Enlgish and speak two other langauges.

langauge by jorzef January 2, 2008

Lancau

Lancau is a word from every single Malaysian when they angry at someone which is the original word is 'Lan-jiou' (Hokkien) mean Dick or Pennis.

Lately, the word Lancau getting used at the last of the part Malay poem.

Pergi ke kedai membeli Cincau,
Lancau!!

Go to the shop buy a Cincau,
Lancau!!

Lancau by MyBrainOnMyKnee May 16, 2021

lancau

konek, kepala butuh, vibrator

woi lancau bila nak belanja aku makan?
woi pundek, bagi aku lancau tu.

lancau by ntah February 3, 2009

lancau

beauty

Why you so lancau today?

lancau by thaqif alex January 3, 2022

Burger Langauge

Niggas who type shit and it doesn't make any fucking sense what so ever.

Burger Langauge Examples

”This Yg all does is make fat jokes”

"You ahhh stupid bihh shii nigga”

ᴴᴼᵂ ᵀᴼ ᴿᴱᶜᴼᴳᴺᴵᶻᴱ ᴮᵁᴿᴳᴱᴿ ᴸᴬᴺᴳᵁᴬᴳᴱ

• This language basically makes you lose fucking brain cells.

• Using multiple of the same letter at the end of a word is common for this language also.

Burger Langauge by 5TimeFinessa August 10, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026