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Lancau

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Lancau is a word from every single Malaysian when they angry at someone which is the original word is 'Lan-jiou' (Hokkien) mean Dick or Pennis.

Lately, the word Lancau getting used at the last of the part Malay poem.
Pergi ke kedai membeli Cincau,
Lancau!!

Go to the shop buy a Cincau,
Lancau!!
Lancau by MyBrainOnMyKnee May 16, 2021
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woi lancau bila nak belanja aku makan?
woi pundek, bagi aku lancau tu.
lancau by ntah February 3, 2009

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lancau by thaqif alex January 3, 2022

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lancau is handsome or pretty
You are very lancau today
Lancau by Kaler hitam May 21, 2020

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Dick in Malay language

lancau kia : dickhead in hokkien or u can use in Malaysia
pronounce like dat : lan-ciao
Ali : Ayyy homie whats up?
Abu : Ayyy im gud see that guy over there , he anal wit me last night wit his Lancau
Ali : Damnnn can i try?
Abu : hell no mann he reserve for me
Lancau by i_will_sunat_u November 20, 2017

Hazel Grace Lancaster 

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The novel’s narrator and 16-year-old protagonist. An astute and remarkably conscientious girl, Hazel was diagnosed at age thirteen with a terminal form of thyroid cancer that has since spread to her lungs. She keeps most people at a distance, knowing her death will ultimately hurt them, until she falls in love with Augustus.
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Why are you staring at me?
Augustus: Because you're beautiful.

Landau 

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Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
Landau by くもり May 5, 2022
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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