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(verb) To have sexual encounter(s) through any form other than face to face contact. See LAN connections.
LANslut1; Wanna LanBang?

LANslut2; I'm open 24/7 baby. Call me any
time

LANslut3; Wanna LanBang?

LANslut4; Sure baby. Turn on your webcam
or send me your picture.
LanBang by LanJarHarHar December 24, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch

LANGBANG 

LANGUAGE GANGBANGED.
When a pronunciation has suffered such a huge degree of semantic shift or say it has had affairs with so many subjective interpretations that it has lost its inaugurated disambiguation.
HALUDO: killing animals is wrong.
XERO: i don't know what that means but langbang is degrading logic injectability which would make our discussion prone to blatant extensions or filler sentences that have no meaning in our argument. You shouldn't be raping pronunciations, just use "i don't like it" instead of wrong and not perform (second hand label's chuunibyou) /adding/ enigma's charisma which would keep our discussion out of theatricalism and will help it remain comprehensible.
LANGBANG by XERO36539 April 29, 2023
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Langbanger 

A descriptive word used to describe one slutty whore from Langford, BC
That melissa is suck a langbanger.
Langbanger by YourPersonalBitch. November 21, 2009

Lanangan Taek 

That kind of ultra-toxic guy who:

1. Penjudi 🚩
2. Pemabok🚩
3. Pukul istri🚩
4. Bawa lari uang arisan🚩
Hey y'all know that guy there (insert name) ?
Yeah I heard he kasih makan anak istri uang haram
What a "Lanangan Taek"!
Lanangan Taek by ODS__ November 30, 2021
Noun: A guy with a massive chode. He likes to slap things with his chode: like drums, gongs, xylophones, and pussies. He has a deep man voice.

Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.
Lawbanger played an epic song by slapping the xylophone with his massive chode!

I Lawbangered her and she liked it!
Lawbanger by Rockman and Tiy July 23, 2011

Keoni LaBang 

Commonly confused with Keoini LaBang, Keoni LaBang is a name given to describe one who is hilarious, energetic, kind of an asshole, but sweet beyond measure. An identifying characteristic of Keoni LaBang is the extreme overbite they usually have. It helps them to climb trees, break open coconuts, and scoop up chunks of pineapple to eat. Usually a Keoni LaBang is a fairly talented musician; has a great ear and can sing italian opera.
Keoni LaBang by muthafuckaaa June 18, 2011
Lanang is a god
If u see people named lanang,he is a god
lanang by Urbee November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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